dude1: i think there's an exquisite experience that cannot be described when listening to classical. say, claudio arrau's piano sonata no 5 in C minor. it tells about the longing perspective of youth bathedddd [sic] in war. the blissful uuuuurge [sic] to leave the glorious battlefront and pursue the woman he left behind.
dude2: ...or it could probably mean the delicate feel of wiping someone's ass with the finest of silk.
dude1: i fucking hate you.